I hereby announce my triumphant return to the delicate art of posting random nonsense on the internet that would only amount to wasting the time of those who read it. Ha ha, I'm just kidding, I don't have any readers.
I've found that I go on long tirades about things that don't really matter without anyone actually around me to hear it, so I figure I may as well post it online so that it can be preserved for future generations to not care about.
So stay tuned, nonexistent readers, for I shall be going on rants for which the audience with the interest enough to care is so statistically insignificant that there is about a 50/50 chance that there isn't anyone on Earth who cares about it, and that may cause me to begin to doubt whether I myself actually exist. It'll be fun!
